Friday, October 30, 2009
This week in theaters: 10/30
Friday, October 23, 2009
This week in theaters: 10/23
Before you read this, let me remind that there is nothing good coming out this weekend. Seriously. The fall season has hit a dry spot. Next week isn't going to be much better. As Jigsaw from Saw would say, what do you choose?
Saw VI: I guess this is the one to see in theaters, but only if you're a fan of the series. The first one was great, the second was good, and the third was where it took a wrong turn and went bad. And to still think they're making more. Game over, Saw.
Astro Boy: Based on the 1950's cartoon about a robotic boy who can fly. Meh, nothing interesting. There's nothing much I can say about this.
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assisstant: Another shot at the vampire movie. A boy becomes a vampire and is exposed to carnival led by John C. Reilly. One of the main attractions is a bearded Salma Hayek. Whatever.
Amelia: Hilary Swank plays Amelia Earheart as directed by Mira Nair of Monsoon Wedding. Richard Gere co-stars. The predictions that this was Oscar bait were apparently very wrong. It currently has 18% good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I thought I would want to see this, but not anymore.
Antichrist: A couple goes to their cabin the woods where the engage in mental, physical, and sexual torture. A good movie to say you've seen...if it's playing anywhere near you. It has a limited release of under 20 theaters. Also, it's very controversial so there's a good chance you might not like it. There's penis smashing, a shot of unsimulated sex, vagina mutilation, and a talking fox. Did I mention it's directed by the infamous Lars von Trier?
Paranormal Activity expands its release to 1,000 more theaters making the total about 1,800 theaters. If you haven't seen it yet, do see it, but don't read anything about it. Even though I think it's one of the scariest films ever made, people who have seen it tell me it's overhyped. Use your judgement.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Scary Movie 5 is a reboot
Awesome: New Avatar trailer coming to theaters Friday!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Box Office Report: Week of 10/16
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Review: Paranormal Activity
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Chris Pine is Jack Ryan?
Zaillian and Scott to adapt Red Riding trilogy
Foster and Sutherland join The Mechanic
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have an Open House
As if we don't see enough voyeuristic sex on True Blood. Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer play husband and wife in Open House, an upcoming horror movie. It's about a couple who moves into a house that the previous owner hasn't quite left. By that, I mean he's a ghost.
I am NOT excited about this. First of all, I love True Blood, but these two need to be separated. They may be good actors seperately, but together, they suck (haha). Hopefully, there's no sex scenes in this. It's already gross enough to think that a real life couple portrays a fictional couple who has a lot of graphic sex. Also, I hope Anna Paquin doesn't smile. She has a terrible gap in her front two teeth that bugs me all the time in True Blood.
Up in the Air, 25/8, Book of Eli, and Hole get ratings
R for language and some sexual content
25/8
R for strong bloody violence, and pervasive language including sexual references
The Book of Eli
R for some brutal violence and language
The Hole
PG-13 for frightening images, violence, and some language
Me and Orson Welles
PG-13 for sexual references and smoking
The Tree of Life dies, replanted in 2010
Earlier this year, people got excited when Apparition bought the rights to Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life. It was rumored to be released on Christmas this year. Today, this was revealed to be false and just wishful thinking. No release date is set, but it will be released in 2010 for sure. 2010 now has its first Oscar contender.
This week in theaters: 10/16
Monday, October 12, 2009
A disgrace: Fox tells the story of Moses in style of Zack Snyder
Also, what the hell was the pitch like from writers Adam Cooper and Bill Collage? That meeting must have been hilarious! I laughed out loud just from the thought of the movie. Listening to their pitch must have just been straight laughter the whole way through. /Film has pointed out that it may turn out to Roland Emmerich style, with a big budget and tons of VFX. Neither one is necessary. It's okay for Hollywood to make book adaptations, but not Holy Book adaptations.
Mandalay Pictures gets Horn-y
Theron no longer a Tourist, Jolie replaces her
Animation Academy Award given five nominees
Up
Coraline
9
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Ponyo
Second Avatar trailer to come in the next two weeks!
Box Office Report: Week of 10/9
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Paranormal Activity producers get Jealous
Why?: Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods gets pushed back
Paranormal Activity gets a nationwide release!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire-Review
Toy Story/Toy Story 2 Double Feature-Short Review

This week in theaters: 10/9
Couples Retreat: Zzzz. Another snoozefest trying to emulate Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kristen Bell is even in it and its set in Bora Bora. It doesn't get any more obvious. Vince Vaughn also stars. Universal needs a hit, but this is most certainly not it.
An Education: Probably the best choice this weekend. A young girl (Carey Mulligan) falls in love with a 44 year old man (Peter Sarsgaard) who wants her to move away with him to Paris. The girl is faced with the personal conflict of finishing high school or pursuing the life that she would rather have. Mulligan has been gathering buzz for the movie which should be nominated for something eventually. Only problem is it's going to be only in limited release.
Good Hair: Chris Rock does a documentary about why black women want white women's hair. Actually, this seems quite clever. I saw a trailer for it before The September Issue and it was hilarious. Whether it's worth spending $10 on is your decision.
I'm probably going to see Paranormal Activity this weekend because it's finally playing near me!
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Newslets: Transformers 3, Ramones biopic, Let Me In
Michael Bay has announced that a third Transformers is coming in July of 2011. Who didn't see this one coming? Also, Megan Fox is going to reprise her role...which means Michael Bay will womanize her again. Megan Fox should keep acting in movies like Jennifer's Body that show off her sexiness while showing a feminist side, but audiences are stupid and don't enjoy that.
Ramones biopic
Fox Searchlight has gotten the rights to a Ramones biopic. This actually sounds like a good idea. I like Fox Searchlight and I like the Ramones. Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Let Me In
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Road) and Chloe Moretz (500 Days of Summer) have been cast as the two main leads in Let the Right One In remake Let Me In. Also, Richard Jenkins (Burn After Reading) got cast instead of Phillip Seymour Hoffman which makes me happy. This movie better be good if they're remaking Let the Right One In. It was a dumb decision in the first place, but with a cast like this, it could be good.
Toy Story 3
A trailer debuted in front of the double feature (I saw it, it was pretty cool!)...but it won't be online until after the two week run is over. Damn you, Disney!
Just Another Love Story
Mark Webb (500 Days of Summer) is remaking the Danish movie Just Another Love Story. I'm actually unfamiliar with it so I can't say to much, but I like Mark Webb's style, so I'm guess I'm excited.
The Ghost
Roman Polanksi's The Ghost is still happening with or without Roman Polanski. Good.
This week in theaters: 10/2
Sunday, September 27, 2009
October preview
Roman Polanski finally gets arrested
Box Office Report: Week of 9/25

Saturday, September 26, 2009
Diablo Cody to write Playboy movie?
MGM is bankrupt?
Trailer News: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Kurtzmann and Orci to produce Xombie
Friday, September 25, 2009
WTF: Barbie is now a movie
Dimension and The Weinstein Co. Reboot Movies
But when I say movies, I mean A LOT of movies. The Weinstein Company and Dimension have decided to reboot Scream and Spy Kids and remake An American Werewolf in London, Short Circuit, and Hellraiser. Scream 4 has already been announced, but Dimension confirmed and said it would go into production in 2010. Robert Rodriguez announced that he will return for (the unnecessary) Spy Kids 4 as a writer.
Scanners is going to be remade in 3D as well as a sequel to Hellraiser that will also be in 3D. Short Circuit will not be in 3D, but still is not interesting.
Do these companies understand that they are ruining Hollywood? The Weinstein Company had success with Inglourious Basterds, but sort of took one step forward, two steps back with this one. They're grubbing for cash now and it's very obvious. If you want to see any of these movies, have fun. I surely won't.
Lebanon, Get Low, Creation get distributors
Movie Ratings: 9/23
The Men Who Stare at Goats-R for language, some drug content, and brief nudity
A Christmas Carol-PG for scary sequences and images
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel-PG for some mild rude humor
Fantastic Mr. Fox-PG for action, smoking, and slang humor
The Social Network confirms rumors
David Mamet's Anne Frank gets scrapped
Something wasn't sitting quite right. Back in August, when cinephiles learned that David Mamet and Disney had teamed up to make The Diary of Anne Frank, people were in awe. How could Disney make such a serious movie? Well, they couldn't. Disney has scrapped Anne Frank on the basis of its dark material. Of course, it's dark. It's The Diary of Anne Frank! Anybody who knows what the book is could tell you that. I'll bet that somebody will eventually pick the movie back up. Nobody does that to David Mamet.
Paul Dano joins Wichita

This week in theaters: 9/25
Monday, September 21, 2009
Glee Gets Picked Up for a Full Season
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Precious Wins People's Choice Award at Toronto
Steven Spielberg sees Paranormal Activity, Gets Spooked
Box Office Report: Week of 9/18
Thursday, September 17, 2009
This week in theaters: 9/18
Newslets: MPAA Ratings, Nicole Kidman, Star Trek 2
Ratings:
The MPAA has rated Capitalism: A Love Story, The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Nine, and This Is It. Capitalism was given an R rating for some language. Sounds like a joke to me, but what kid really wants to see Michael Moore rant on and on about the desolate economy. New Moon was give a PG-13 (duh) for some violence and action. In some unrelated Twilight news, they plan for the third one to be aimed at guys also. HAHAHAHA, no guy would ever see the third film unless they were dragged by their girlfriend. Nine was rated PG-13 as well for sexual content and smoking. Yes, you can bring your kiddies to the future Oscar winner. The oddest rating this week belongs to This Is It for suggestive choreography and scary images. WTF!? I know Michael Jackson was scary, but what the hell? By the way, Couples Retreat was rerated with a PG-13 without making any cuts.
Nicole Kidman:
Nicole Kidman has been chosen to star in The Danish Girl, an adaptation of the book by David Ebershoff. Tomas Alfredson will direct. He directed the unbelievably underrated Let the Right One In. If you haven't seen it, you must.
Star Trek 2:
Apparently, Star Trek 2 is a politically fused science fiction movie. Ummm, okay?
Silent Hill 2:
An unnecessary sequel is being made to Silent Hill. The first was enjoyable to an extent, but it was more that the special effects were awesome. They can probably do a good job again, but please, no more scenes where barbed wire rapes a woman.
Defendor Distributor:
Sony Pictures has picked up the hyped Woody Harrelson film Defendor. Judging by the trailer, this will be a sleeper hit. I fell in love with the movie when I saw the trailer and now I've got to see it. No release date has been given out by Sony.
Youth in Revolt Delay:
I'm not sure why, but Fox Searchlight has made a stupid decision to delay Youth in Revolt until January 2010. The reviews from TIFF were good, so I'm not sure what caused the delay.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Trailer Alert!: Paranormal Activity
Spiderman 4 Release Date
True Blood: Finale Thoughts
Battleship Movie Gets Director, Release Date
Monday, September 14, 2009
Patrick Swayze Dead at 57
Review: 9

Distributor News: Brookyln's Finest and Knockout
Two movies got distributors today. The first was Brooklyn's Finest. A new production company called Senator had originally planned on releasing it for $2 million, however, they were financially suffering and couldn't release it. Variety reported that Overture is now set to release it. As of this writing, a release date is unknown, but I think you can expect a 2009 release date if France is getting it on December 9, 2009. Brookyln's Finest is the story of three cops in Brookyln whose careers are widely different, yet they are all currently in the same deadly position in life. The film screened in January at Sundance and it had a great reception. It currently occupies 9.2/10 on the basis of 275 votes on IMDB.
Steven Soderbergh's Knockout also got a distributor today. Lionsgate is officially going to release the new film from the director of this year's hailed and hated The Girlfriend Experience. Unlike The Girlfriend Experience, Knockout plans to appeal to a wide stream audience. Based on the show, Knockout is about a homless girl, played by martial arts fighter Gina Carano, who is mistaken for a killer by a confidential version of 24's CTU. They decide to train her as a spy for their missions.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is Cast in Red Dawn
Back in March, you may have seen Watchmen. Fans of the graphic novel were split over the film. I love the graphic novel and admit that I love the film version though the end in the film needs some work. If you saw the movie, you may remember the character of The Comedian as played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Morgan is back making another film called Red Dawn, an adaptation of the comic book. Morgan has also indicated his interest in having a part in Guy Ritchie's adaptation of Lobo according to Super Hero Hype.
Christopher Waltz Cast as Villain in The Green Hornet
I haven't seen Inglourious Basterds, but I really think I need to. Fans of it are rejoicing right now because Christopher Waltz, now famous for playing the evil Hans Landa, has joined the cast of The Green Hornet as reported by Deadline Hollywood. Supposedly, Nicholas Cage was close to signing and thank God he didn't. Has Nicholas Cage ruined enough movies, namely Knowing (even though he wasn't the only thing that ruined it)?
Not much has been said about Waltz's character other than that he will play the shady villain. The Green Hornet stars Seth Rogen and is directed by Michael Gondry. It is set to release on December 17, 2010.
(Teaser) Trailer Alert: How To Train Your Dragon
Trailer Alert!: The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Box Office Report: Week of 9/11
1. I Can Do Bad All By Myself-$24M
2. 9-$10.9M (15.3 five day)
3. Inglourious Basterds-$6.5M
4. All About Steve-$5.8M
5. The Final Destination-$5.5M
6. Sorority Row-$5.3M
7. Whiteout-$5.1M
8. District 9-$3.6M
9. Julie and Julia-$3.3M
10. Gamer-$3.1M